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1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."
2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
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The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.
This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.
Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*
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The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.
Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.
John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?
Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.
Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
Being such a big Star Wars fan that it prohibits you from getting laid.
Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
Cockblocking one of your friends when they're really drunk and trying to fuck an ugly chick.
Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!
Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!
Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock
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Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.
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