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In a highly focused developer environment, the coffee pot tends to get cold before anyone remembers to drink the coffee. Within development teams around, the word "Developer Coffee" surfaced as a way to describe a tepid or cold pot of coffee.
Should we drink the developer coffee now, or draw a new pot?
A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."
Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?
Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.
When a person puts a coffee filter and coffee pot underneath their ass and takes an explosive shit. The filter will filter out the chunks so only the sweet sweet liquid is in the pot. This can be heated up later to make some delicious Brazilian coffee.
I want a nice hot cup of freshly brewed Brazilian coffee.
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A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.
Classic Polish coffee:
50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk
Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.
"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"
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A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.
Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.
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Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."
Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!
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After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.
Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."
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