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A man with an exceptionally large penis, whilst small in stature, his sexual stamina is unchallenged, and has never left a woman unsatisfied.
Sam Collins fucked me so hard my kids had kids!
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Born in 1952, in Jacksonville Florida. In his High School years, he joined a band, but then later transfered to the all-time best band, Lynyrd Skynyrd. He had many solos, and wrote "Free Bird" with Ronnie Van Zant. He's one of the best guitar players in history, if not the best. He survived the plane crash in October of 77, but later got in a horrible car accident which left him paralyzed, and died in 90 of complications from the accident. He'll forever be one of the best guitar players ever.
Man, that Allen Collins can play some awesome music...
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Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.
Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?
Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
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Moments before blowing your load, remove your penis from the vagina or asshole and cum in your hand. After your hand is full of cum, you smack your partner in the face with the cum filled hand, thus performing a Dirty Collins. Smearing is encouraged upon completion.
I was having some angry sex with the wife, so i finished her off with a Dirty Collins.
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I type of ugliness that blows you away mentally
Man that guy punched you hard. It looks like you have collin's face
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A vocal artist and drummer who does NOT suck, is NOT gay, and is a musician with a big heart: he gives to and supports many different charities and cares about many, many people.
He was the frontman of Genesis from 1980 to 1991, and made it big on his own solo career. With the creation of albums like Face Value, ...But, Seriously, and No Jacket Required (Which became the top-selling, most popular album of 1985), Phil Collins has catapulted to one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh yeah, Rx; what you said about Phil Collins echoing is highly untrue. When the Hell does he echo? And what filter? WTF, are you smoking crack you dumbass?
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To pause, during sex, and beat out the "In the Air Tonight" drum fill on your partner's ass.
Guy 1 - "So, how'd last night go?"
Guy 2 - "As it turns out, she was pretty boring in bed. I had to stop and Phil Collins her to pump myself up."
Guy 1 - "Too bad. At least she looks good."
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