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When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.
Holy crap she isn't breathing, I think I gave her an Oklahoma Coma!
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Happens after a very long sex session , where immediately following sex you can't/don't want to move or do anything so you fall asleep and you can't wake up for at least 2-4 hours potentially even longer.
Babe I am never going to get anything done if you don't stop putting me in sex coma's all week.
Women: Babe you put me into a deep sex coma earlier.
Man: Oh yeah how long love?
Women: About 3 hours .
Man: Damn I'm good.
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The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.
Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."
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Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".
See also scoatted
He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.
I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.
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yeah man, it was 81', and Ozzy was in a coca coma...
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A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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When a man/woman is unable to properly digest ones food due to the fact that their stomach cannot digest all the different flavors and particles leading to a feeling of elation followed by the collapse of their system which cause said person to crumple into a heap on the couch for a designated period of time(average 1-3hrs depending on the toxicity of the food) followed by the person to wake up the following morning and disappear into the nearest restroom/underbrush for prolonged periods of time
After Charlie ate that burrito in under four minutes, I knew I would have to wake up after him because of his food coma.
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