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A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.
Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
the awkward feeling inside you when your best friend comes out of the closet and you ask him if they are attracted to you, and they straight up deny it. So here, you're completely straight, but you feel offended by getting rejected by someone who isn't straight.
Person A: "Dude, needed to tell you something. I am gay."
Person B: "Oo, that's cool. So...did you ever feel attracted to me? just,,curious"
Person A: "Nah man, not even a bit"
Person B: "Wh- Why? You think i'm not good enough for you...huh?"
Person A: "Dude, don't be one of those guys with paradimos complex...shut up instead"
Someone who emulates a hardened persona, usually through claims of past hardships and character defining struggles. Usually these claims are exaggerated or entirely fictitious.
"I swear all these SJW's suffer from a veteran complex. They wouldn't know hardship if it walked up and slapped them in the face!"
It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
When a fat dude loses weight and gains an ego; and or becomes a huge asshole
E.g. GreekGodX or Twomad
"After bro lost 40 pounds he got a GreekGodX Complex."
"He's a total dickhead now."
Cringe worthy teenage tiktokers self diagnosing to seem cool and superior, would cry if you raised your voice at them and can’t order at McDonald’s by themselves.
person 1: oh my god this song literally awakens my god complex!!
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When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.
Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.
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