Covfefe

The mighty and terrible god of internet typos. The mysterious and all-knowing overlord of the Twitter trolls, and Pepe is his prophet. On this the 30th day of May, he was summoned by the orange king to begin his reign of terror over the lawless wasteland of cyberspace. And it shall be that no blogger, no profile, no Twitter egg shall know peace in the hereafter until they have bowed in reverence and fear at the glorious might of Covfefe.

Trump: Despite all the negative news covfefe-

Covfefe: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

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Covfefe

How to make America great again.

Ask not what your covfefe can do for youvafoo,
Ask what youvefefe can dovefe your covefefetry.

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Covfefe

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too fat and small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump (2017)

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Covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing

trump's entire presidency was a real covfefe

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Covfefe

An intentional lazy way of writing the Arabic phrase of 'سوف فقف' in English letters without the use of spaces or apostrophes. The Arabic 'cov fe'fe' 'I will stand' (سوف فقف) From the famous Trump tweet 'despite the negative press covfefe'.

Trump: 'After going to that Saudi Arabian misogynistic crap hole, I wanna say something.'
Pence: 'what's that'
Trump: 'We should covfefe against terrorism, and fake news'

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Covfefe

(v.) When your wife slaps your hand away from the keyboard, mid-tweet!

#trump #therealmeaningofcovfefe #donaldtrump #donnietinyhands #thefunniesttrumpmoments

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Covfefe

An acronym:
Coverage Of Very Fake Editorials From Everyone

#Fake NEWS

Negative press covfefe

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