Larry Craig

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

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Craig Pour

Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.

Now Milton, don’t “Craig pour” and make sure there’s enough for everyone.

Craig Watson

The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.

"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"

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George Craig

Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.

Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel

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Craig David

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.

"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"

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craig mack

To vanish all of a sudden

Tyrell hey whatever happened to craig mack?

p diddy if i tell you i will have to kill you

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Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

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