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A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
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The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.
When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.
when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...
JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...
PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....
------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------
*dj plays shit mix*
PARIS : WTF was that?
JAE : Crap salad.
The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
One who falls asleep on the toilet
Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”