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When a woman that you've just ejaculated in, is on top of you and your jizz is coming out of her like a loogie.
Fabiola held me hostage with a creampie loogie dangling over my head.
When a bunch of guys circle jerk around a hot girl(she's usually drunk) then get off in her asshole or pussy.
Lets go give her a gang creampie
Ya she's begging for it
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When you are fucking a girl, pull-out, and you shove an apple in her vagina. Once the apple is in place, you continue to fuck her until the apple is all mashed up and you cum. The aftermath is the consistency of apple sauce.
Trevon: Damn Mocadeen I heard Jasmine last night was so kinky that you shoved a apple right up in her vag and fucked it given' her an apple creampie!
Mocadeen: That not even da whole story son. Then that whore Ebony when right up in there and ate her the fuck out! She said the apples and cream tasted just like applesauce.
Trevon: What a damn hoe son!
Mocadeen: I heard that. Next time I might be more careful where I be stickin ma shankpiece, nah mean dawg? Fuck son, I'm tired of them dayum shit kibbles!
Trevon: Yea I heard that son!
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Fremented jizz clumps that have been in a chick overnight because the bitch was too lazy to get out of bed and clean her snatch.
Sally had a hard time digging out the Creampie Cheese the morning after a came in her. Later on, Sally ended up getting an aboption.
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When a women drinks a creampie from another women's cunt and enjoys having that same women reciprocate by drinking a creampie from her cunt.
I had a threesome last night with 2 hot sisters and they loved Creampie Guzzling each other.
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I had a threesome last night with 2 hot sisters and they loved Creampie Guzzling my creampies out of each others cunts.
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Take a condom. Fill it all the way up with cum. Freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
What is he doing in the freezer?
Probadle getting his alaskan creampie ready.
Dude, thats gross.
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when you have Spotify blasting in the background as you have sex and make a creampie in either one of her holes.
jack: yo Travis did you lay that pipe when she was there?
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time
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