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No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.
Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"
Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"
a small town that no one has ever heard off, with about 1,000 country people and people who want to leave and never look back. stow creek is known for basically nothing, some people think it is a made up government town that mutants from the nuclear power plant live
johnny: where are you from?
tony: stow creek
johnny: is that the government mutant town?
River Zipperers dick while visiting Ga.
You going down to Savannah tonight? Naw, I’m trying to avoid that creek dick!
The rarest of events... The most lauded of all early sexual summits... to both share in the end of a woman's virginity and making her squirt at orgasm in the same act.
"Alden, we finally did it, Willow and I made love last night. It was so magical. I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, certainly not brag about my first sexual experience, but I have to tell someone. It was... I think its called... a Buster Creek. I've never seen her so happy. My life is changed forever. My life's goal will forever be to bring her that kind of ecstatic joy as often as possible. And next time... I'll be sure to lay down some towels."
Stoney Creek is a town thats apart of Hamilton, ON. It is generally nicer than east end hamilton gets a bit shitty near Cardinal Newman, but theres really not much to do here besides partying and getting totally trashed. Everyone goes around looks for weed here, and smokes it on sidewalks, parks cause its pretty depressing living here. Lot of wannabe gangsters that act tough, until authority comes then they shit their pants. On Sunday nights theres car meets where a bunch of shitbox cars meet up at Nash road by the mcdonalds or fiesta mall, you'll witness 30 year olds trying to fight 18 year olds cause they have nothing better to do. Basically never come here, or you'll hate your life.
Person 1: Yo lets smoke a blunt theres nothing to do here
Person 2: Yeah thats because we live in Stoney Creek fool, theres a bush party we could link cuz
Person 1: Ight bro, lets rob these fools pocket change for a philly and bud.
A fat guy floating down a river in an inter tube. Usually shirtless and sunburnt.
Wow dude, look at that fat guy floating down the river. That’s a creek chub!!
When Scott D. Takes 100lb’s of crawfish inside the asshole.
Hey, look at Scott getting his creek chub on