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To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.
Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
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A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.
After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.
I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
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When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.
"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/
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Another term for a really enormous joint.
"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"
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A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.
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When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.
Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"
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being really high off some really potent marijuana
dude that weed is awesome i'm extra crispy
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