A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
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A car that is a piece of shit.
Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...
You turnin up in a party bus.
James :what did you do
Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style
That is one looser cruiser
Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.
I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.
Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars
person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”
person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”
or
“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”
Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again