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A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.
You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!
A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.
Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?
Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.
Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.
I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.
Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary
Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.
A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser