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crusty pickle

when a girls vaginal fluids are remaining on a mans penis after sex and eventually dries, leaving a crusty residue AKA crusty pickle

"That chick just gave me the nastiest crusty pickle ever!"

by cumtart69 January 20, 2009

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crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

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crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 27, 2017


Crusty macaroon

Whenโ€™s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018


bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 1, 2011


Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011


crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.

Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great

by nicecranch January 20, 2020