lexus ct

a luxury hatchback made by the japanese brand lexus. it’s slow as fuck. but it looks cool!

is that your prius?

shut up brad, it’s a lexus ct

Columbia, CT

A town in Connecticut that is claimed to be the safest. The town in small but Mono pond is where teens go to smoke and fuck in the woods and do donuts I'm the parking lot. Also where pedophiles wait for little kids to show up at Rec park. Lots of rich stuck up old people live here.

Person: Where do you live?
Me: Columbia, CT
Person: Have you been rated yet?

Orange Ct

A town of 13,000 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with too many resteraunts. the post road offers much in terms of fast food and smoke shops but that’s about it. you have a mix of hood wannabes cuz we near new haven and douches who r mad loaded. a great mix of sluts, soccer moms, and that good old connecticut vibe; i present to you orange connecticut

Guy: wanna go to orange ct
other guy: fucking dies

branford, ct

basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.

"Where do you live?"
"Branford, CT"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"

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Northville ct

The mostly white, almost town, northern province of new milford. Mainly known for the supermarket, liquor store, and VW dealership, most people dont know where the hell it is. also, theres 2 schools right next to each other.

Person: yo where you from?
Northville resident: Northville ct
Person: where?
Northville resident: its that place with the 2 schools
Person: oh that

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Hartford ct

Ok lets go:
1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct

4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES

boquisha: gurll u heard them bishes talkin bout Hartford ct last time

trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here

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CT Kantor

amazing human/ staff member very sexy aldi knock of of that black dude from moana

that CT Kantor is a sexy basterd

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