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Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.
Gotta go Gus.
Wait! Where are you going?!
I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.
Good luck with that.
Thanks Gus, I will.
You will what...?
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A very cool Instagram account for the mizkids. Everyone and they're grandma loves it!
David: "Gee, I sure love Mizkif!"
Antoine: "If you love Mizkif, you should follow mizkif daily on Instagram!"
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Another Word For Vagina.
So did you get any daily bread last night?
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A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.
Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.
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A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.
Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?
Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.
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An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.
"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"
-Overused comment.
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Every day the Liberals do something disgraceful to undermine this great country. The liberal idiocy newsworthy story of the day.
Today's Daily Liberal Disgrace is finding out there will be Offices of Gender and Race Management in the Financial Reform Bill
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