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When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.
Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.
When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."
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"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
A long shlong (for all the 4 yr olds out there, that means penis)
I can’t wait to succ kyle’s dangle dongle
(v) unexpected, actual suicide.
"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"
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The dropping or flailing or even stretching of the labia (outer lips) of a woman or young girl in some cases. Many men will avoid a lady for having dangle flaps but some men don’t mind.
Adam: “Hey dude! Isn’t that Lisa, I heard you slept with her”
Quinton: “it got frisky I must admit but when I pulled her panties off... BOOM! Dangle flaps, so I dipped quick time”
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a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole.
when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it
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Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.
Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!
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