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Johnny Cochrane's defense.
Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.
If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.
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When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.
John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.
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Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass
You play off ball defense don’t talk to me
A game where you jerk off to towers and zombies.
XxAdolfHitler123xX: Umbra from Tower Defense Simulator is so hot
osamabinladen69420: Ew wtf
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Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.
Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".
More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?
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She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.
After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.
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TDS: Hey can i copy your homework?
Tower Battles: yes but make it different
(TDS is actually a school project or somthing idk)
Ayo OwOWhatdis1928 want to play Tower Defense Simulator!?~/1!/1?1/1!/!/1/1?1/1/1!/1?1/1/1/1/1/1?!?!?!?!