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Mario Kart 8 but the battle courses don't suck and you can hold 2 items. It's cool!
Rick: Hey dude I just got Mario Kart 8
Sam: Aww dude that's old get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on your Nintendo Switch.
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An affectionate term for a Catherine Price
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Stick one fist into a woman's mouth and the other into her vagina. Then proceed to lift her over your head and shake her violently until one of you orgasms.
She said she wanted to try something new so I pulled out both fists lifted her over my head and gave her a double fisty cuff stuff deluxe. It was lit.
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When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.
Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"
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Some crazy ass long word damn it. It's meaning unknown to 99,999% of the world (feel lucky if you know its meaning!),hell, even godly Google it self doesn't know what-the-f*ck is that( at least it didn't b4 I wrote this). However! If you look closely, you may notice that as the word indicates - semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe - is a device that re-de-separates, in other words, if you had a thing that was once together and then separated (i.e. with a separurator), then/or joined together with something (i.e. remains of your grand grand grandmother mixed with house dust - to get that effect you may as well use a deseparurator) and then somehow separated (you guessed it. i.e. with a reseparurator) then to get best results you must use the semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe. Now once you understand that, you may ask "why not use the deseparurator again?" well, thats a tricky question. You see, things separated that separurator cannot be connected by any normal means again, because the object gets a anti-static polarization on a particle level that repel and there fore refuse to be connected again. That is why we use the deseparurator which diffuses the negative charge on the chosen matter.
It's second and perhaps most important use is to pour water to little plastic/styrofoam cups.
Discovered by WTC scientists in ancient Tibet - 2000y b.c.
Dude, put my semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe down if you don't want to be redusted.
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It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:
Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)
You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.
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A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
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