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A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.
My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.
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A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)
My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.
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Those life-saving nerds.
I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.
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someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other
"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."
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A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.
Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!
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The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.
man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.
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A class that you dick around in
What did I miss in web design?
Nothing all we did was dick around
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