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thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd
George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'
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When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.
"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"
The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.
Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.
During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction
An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.
Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .
a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.
person 1: (groggy)..huh? what happened?
person 2: you passed out from a Weapon of Crap Destruction.
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The almost certain scenario that would occur after nuclear war. It says that the opposing forces would be utterly anihilated, leaving the Earth an uninhabitable, radioactive wasteland.
The only result of nuclear war, Mr. President, is mutually assured destruction.
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(MAD) The Cold War strategic doctrine which made all-out nuclear war the only possibility for war between the super-power blocs (US & USSR). Like it or not (and who would?), it worked, at least in preventing the use nuclear weapons in war.
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