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My favorite quote throughout these "definitions" is "Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids." Whoever wrote that must be one fucking retard. Devon Prep fucking sucks ass, $14k a year and you get SHIT. Waste of time when Malvern is only $1k more and is 50 times the school. Devon Prep is the biggest fucking waste of money and is full of devout catholics from downingtown. DEVON PREP SUCKS!! Disgrace to the town of Devon (which in fact bitchslap's malvern). I'd go to Malvern prep ANYDAY over this shit school.
Devon Prep sucks so much it should be called "Douche Prep"
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School that sucks at everything. None of their sports teams are good. They are known for being "smart" although they really arn't. The school doesn't even have a freaking football team, much less any other sports that count. And the few they do have, they suck at. Their grades arn't much different compared to Malvern's. And many of them have more beemers then bill gates. Devon people suck at life... therefore... the suck at everthing
a school that it not good and no one likes
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Devon and Zaynah are inseparable
tight as a MF
MF = mother fucker
he's her bish and she's his bish
Devon and Zaynah are such couple goals
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one cool dude
he also likes girls
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that kid is a devon m,
no shizzle
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Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids who aren't going to a good college. Someday your gonna be working for us. If you can get a job at Longwood Gardens. At Devon we take pride in not having contact sports. Our debate and chess team will kick Malvern's butt. He He! So what if we enjoy giving eachother anal sex, at least we have won a bunch of championships in the Nobody league. If we were to fight Malvern we'd definetly lose, but in a D&D tournament your going down. And we have 5th period blow job session. Does Malvern have that? NO! Sure its with a bunch of guys but at least were getting action. What! What! Does Malvern wear matching scarves and mittens to their sporting event! At devon we're fashionable.
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one of the definitions states that devon prep one every sport in their fall season, thats nice only one problem you are NOT in the inter-ac. you guys are retaurded, you say that malvern is a school for kids that don't get into devon, you are so wrong, i got a scholarship to your school and turned it down after i visited. you all are computer geeks who think you all that. you arnt just missing contact sports theres plenty of other sports missing. please just grow up.
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A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.
"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."
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