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Dustin Diamond

A fucking loser ass pussy who cant get a job because he's all washed from saved by the bell. That was a crapy show anyways.

Person1: Dustin Diamond got hit by a car!!
Person2: So...

by Dustin Mislan Duguay August 20, 2007

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desperation diamond

In the game of beer pong, desperation diamond is a type of rerack only used when the player is losing and needs to sink four more cups. The rerack forms the four cups into the shape of a diamond. In most games of beer pong, you can only only rerack once; therefore you are giving up your rerack privileges early. This rerack is desperate but advantageous in certain situations.

You have one cup left on your side. You're opponent has four cups left on his side. You rerack since time is running out and you need the increase your chances of making cups.

You: Ah shit, I'll rerack...
Him: DESPERATION DIAMOND!

by zl February 10, 2006

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diamond deception

the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.

Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."

Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!

by newfiance June 28, 2010

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Skin diamond

One of The sexiest pornstars and women ever with some really pretty ass feet

Skin diamond is so sexy

by Test Her limit bruh November 13, 2020

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red diamond

A girlfriend of a blood gang member

Blood 1: Bruh she my red diamond bruh

by Mrnoone34 November 8, 2017


Fake diamond

A girl who is really vain and shows off too much around people or by them selves

Girl 1 showing off in front off others

Girl 2 what a fake diamond

by September 24, 2016


diamond bullet

To be struck by a diamond bullet means:
An abrupt or immediate recognition of an idea;
A realization of a big idea that happens almost instantaneously;
Reaching an understanding about a concept or concepts that are very complex and/or extremely difficult to understand;
Moment of clarity;
Revelation

from "Apocalypse Now" (film by Francis Ford Coppola)
"I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me . It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies t o be feared. They are truly enemies.
I remember when I was with Special Forces--it seems a thousand centuries ago--we went into a camp to inoculate it. The children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile--a pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out, I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it, I never want to forget. And then I realized--like I was shot...like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, "My God, the genius of that, the genius, the will to do that." Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they could stand that--these were not monsters, these were men, trained cadres, these men who fought with their hearts, who have families, who have children, who are filled with love--that they had this strength, the strength to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral and at the same time were able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment--without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."
~ Colonel Kurtz played by Marlon Brando

"Penn Says"
“That’s the wonderful about art is that you can have that perspective shift…When I first saw ‘Last Tango in Paris’, it was just about the young woman in it and she was naked…and I didn’t even notice Brando, Brando was not even in the movie. Then I saw it about 10 years later…the woman in it meant a lot less to me…all of a sudden, Brando, I started listening to what he was saying, and I was amazed at what a great actor he was. And some of the stuff sounded really profound and really important and I understood it….When I was forty, I saw ‘Last Tango in Paris again, and every word Brando said was to quote another Brando line, like a diamond bullet. It was like a documentary of the inside of my head, and yeah, the woman was there, but man, everything was there.”
~ Penn Jillette
http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/A_New_Perspective/2441200

by Kirby1978 February 22, 2009

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