photoshop diet

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.

Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.

Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.

"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"

Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

Modular Diet

One of liquid richards best songs, it is bare minimum top 5.

Aye son, side of pork chops thin cut
Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)

dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?

Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.

diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.

Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys

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Fancy Diet

A diet cola served with a lime.

"Can I start you guys with something to drink?"
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."

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