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When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed
Yeah I been having diet depression
When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.
Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet
A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.
Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?
Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys
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A diet cola served with a lime.
"Can I start you guys with something to drink?"
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."
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