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A person who always asks to switch on wireless hotspot upon meeting.
Hi Kevin what's up?
I'm good dude can you switch on hotspot?
What a data digger
An individual with similar intentions of a gold digger but who strictly dates others just for a meal. This implementation can be applied to guy or girl of any background. The bottom line is one who is out there just to get their hungry on!
Urban setting: Yo! My home boy is a straight up meal digger yo! He straight up asks these hoes out just so he can get his bucket on.
Suburban setting: OMG! Britney is a total meal digger. She will just go out with any guy just so she could get a free meal. From her lips to her hips!
A click-digger is a person on social media who ask you to like/comment/share their supposedly social-worthy post, all the while proclaiming that most people won't. They desperately hope that they can guilt-trip you into clicking on and sharing their post.
"I hate Norma sending me those guilt-trips about having a family member with mental health issues, saying that she knows no-one will re-post it. She's such a click-digger!"
Persons who look for a partner who will do all their emotional labor for them instead of taking the time to heal themselves.
"Watch out for them, they preach conscious behavior but they're a total soul digger..."
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One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.
Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"
Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."
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A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.
Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
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A fat slut who dates someone for their money.
Decent person: Can you give me your number?
Gold digger: Fuck no ur ugly
Decent Person: I have a lamborghini
Gold Digger: SURE I'LL GO ON A DATE
Random guy listening to the whole thing: Fuck I hope she gets crucified, then stoned, then shot.
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