Digital Dash

An electronic dashboard that you typically find in high-end cars e.g. Mercedes Benz.

Cruisin' down the highway, digital dash showing 80

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digital dash

A very expensive car

"Damn he got a digital dash!" Says Mark as his friend pulls in a Mercedes Benz.

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3-digiter

The important. The ***ELITE***. On internet message boards, a certain creme de la creme is defined by the member number. 1000 is a wonderful number, and yet, is the first of the worthless.

Even more important, of course, are the PRIME examples, like 877. That defines the Upper Elite Tier.

Oh, Pickles is a 3-digiter? His opinion is worth more.

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Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).

"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me

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Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

Digital withdrawal

When your child has a nervous breakdown and displays physical symptoms because he can’t play with electronics.

Dude, Mark is having a digital breakdown because he’s going through digital withdrawal.

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"