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When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.
"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass
Look at the gay distance learning kids
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Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
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This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
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Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
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