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Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.
Nah she's one of them Distance 10's
Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass
Look at the gay distance learning kids
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Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
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This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
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When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
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