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The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.
Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
It’s a question asking someone if they like your outfit or would you wear it.
Sarah: hey do you fuck with this fit
Sally: yeah it’s so cute
A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.
That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.
A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.
Security: Do you have a mask?
Guest: I don’t have a mask.
Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)
Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.
Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.
it means do u have a membership?? 😡
Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).
a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.
Wren:how do you sleep?
Shelby:like a child
An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.