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A year in doge terms. Around three weeks long.
Hey Bob, how ya doin? Its been 3 doge-years since I last saw you!
Pronounced in this instance DOE-GIE Style {dō-gē stī(-ə)l}
This is when the unofficial, non-government entity known as the "Department of Government Efficiency" comes into your workplace, bends you over your desk and fucks you out of your job and future.
"Did you hear what happened to Brad? He lost a job he's had for years. He got it 'DOGE Style' "
"Last week, these guys from some outfit called DOGE came in and fired me! They fucked me DOGE Style!"
A modern signoff equivalent to the famous, "Let them eat cake" misattributed to Marie Antoinette. Used to signify misunderstanding of an issue at hand and utter disregard for anybody unfortunate enough to be affected by it.
What these people fail to understand is that without CEOs, the world would not be able to function, and as CEOs, we are responsible for the delicate balancing oct of generating profits for shareholders while also ensuring that shareholders are able to maintain their own personal wealth even in spite of the typical corporate laziness and greed of middle-management and their staff. America will be destitute without us. #DOGE
Getting on your knees and looking for something
" I'll come down in a sec mom, I'm snoop-doging "
The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.
Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”
Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”
Adj.: Idiotic or uncool, especially when done in an authoritarian or delusional manner.
Noun: An idiotic person who thinks, wrongly, that people respect them.
Doge (dozhe)
(Adj): The soccer coach insists that we wear our shirts tucked in for no reason. It’s so doge!
Adj: Look at that doge girl wearing her $500 shoes to the beach and making fish lips! She actually thinks we’re staring in admiration!
Noun: Lonnie is such a doge with his little badges.