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doin my mom is a chris chan moment
Chris Chan: doin my mom doin doin my mom
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The defection of: sex
LOGAN: WANT ME TO GO HARDER? In bed doin something
PAIGE: YES! YES! PLEASE fASTER TO
LOGAN: U PUSSY TASTE GREAT
PAIGE: U DICK TASTE GREAT
LOGAN: WE ALREADY DID IT I FORGOT MY EXTRA EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS OOPS
PAIGE: SHIT IM PREGNENT
MADDY: WAIT LET ME SUCK IT TO!!!!!
The best pick up line on planet earth. It’s works 100% of the time. If you are worried that you won’t get the girl just smile and say How you doin’ and trust me you will get that girl.
Friend “ Dude how do I talk to her”
Me “ Oh I got it just say how you doin’
Friend “ will that really work ?”
Me “ Yes fir sure that is how I got my girlfriend “
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The task is finished according to me, whether it is done or not.
That English paper is done as I'm doin' it. Screw the directions.
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an extremely annoying way that desperate guys, thinking they are cool, will greet a pretty girl on the streets. (usually accompanied by the old up and down and a head nod to his boiz) After this comment is issued, said individual will stare blatently at the girls butt/boobs.
Super Fiine Girl: (looks at the guy and looks away fast)
Creeper: Hey shawty, how you doin'? (eyes on boobs)
Super Fiine Girl: Go fuck yourself.
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1.Phrase used to point out someone sexy to a friend without being blatant. Must be used with an "Italian-New York" accent
2. Code for "Damn, he/she is gay"
Sexy guy walks in club
YOU: "Damn, how u doin?"
FRIEND: "He's hot. I'd let him hit it."
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