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A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.
damn, my house is infested with door rats again. i hate when this happens.
Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*
Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.
Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.
Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.
Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.
Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.
its not a wedgie, but its almost on the way there. its like a wedgie at the bottome of your butt only (girls in yoga pants tend to get them... a lot)
nora and sam were running during track when they noticed all of the girls on their team were being plagued by oven doors!
Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.
Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."
"he totes slammed my baby door!"
"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
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Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)