COOKIE DOUGH!

A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.

|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!

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sour dough

A group of 7 or mor gay men, stand in a circle with a piece of bread. The first man jizz's on it and passes it to a random person, so on and so forth. The last person who gets the breat has to unload his special sauce on it, and then eat the bread himself.

Wow man, that sour dough lastnight was epic. I cant believe Eric ate the whole thing!

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Da Dough

Rapper from Flint, Michigan. Made songs such as "Fly", "Worth It", "Real Talk" and "God",

Maury: Da Dough... in the case of Jesus Christ.... YOU ARE THE FATHER!
*Mary screams in his face*

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DP Dough

When two dudes fuck a fat chick

Ay bitch u wanna get dat dp dough?

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cookie dough

Adjective for when something is extremely cool or tight.

Damn dude that was crunk as cookie dough!

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dough boy

Eating a woman out with a yeast infection

Hey, Pedro pulled a Dough Boy last night!

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Dough-sexual

someone who works at a bakery and finds sexual gratification from squeezing dough. Dough sexuals find the dough feels like women’s breasts.

Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females

Emma is a Dough-sexual

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