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Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
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An individual who is so intoxicated they have zero control over themselves. As a result they lose track of time, place, and setting and either hook up with the first thing they see or coil into the fetal position until the worst is over.
"Yo brah look at that bittie"
"Oh shit son, she is a drunken shit show"
"Word"
Lindsey usually on weekends but at times weekday nights, especially Halloween.
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To drink copious amounts of Yeigermeister and then go to the nearest amusement park for Go-Kart fun.
Last time we did drunken go-karts, john almost lost his ear, then we pulled a hamo on him.
The sensation of having been somewhere or experienced a location or event in the past, however the memory is blocked or hazy due to a night of complete and total drunken stupor.
Megan -- "I could swear I've been here before."
Rachel -- "You have. But you were blacked out drunk last time."
Megan -- "Oooooh. Total drunken deja vu."
The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.
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The inadvertent ability of an intoxicated person to remember the most epic parts of their night
Brad: hey Ted, remeber when you did a keg stand and broke that guitar over your head?
Ted: Yeah that was crazy! I saw that on my drunken highlight real.
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Having sex with someone after they are so drunk that they forget to take their underwear off to take a shit.
Kelly fucked that Kyle guy after he was so plastered that he shit his boxers. Then the whole basement smelled like drunken poop sex.
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