a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.
To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.
"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".
To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
Alright mate, you look really tired.
Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.
A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”
When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.
Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!
When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.
"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."