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Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.
In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.
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Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.
That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!
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The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".
Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye
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cock, penis, male reproductive organ
You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)
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When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL
-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.
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During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.
Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."
Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."
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When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.
Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker
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