drinking elbow

:derived from the term "tennis elbow" Applied to alcoholics, (esp. brainless old coots) who practice over-repetitive soul drowning alcohol abuse. Lifemates of the Dragon Lady

Get your shit straight, or do ya wanna wind up with those bitter old fucks down at the waterin' hole with drinking elbow?!

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drop the elbow

Questioning a fellow male if he would fuck a female they are checking out.

Q: Hey dude, drop the elbow?

A: Hell yeah! From the top rope!

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Elbow Racing

When you and your buddy have two girls on the same bed. The girls are elbow to elbow and so are you and your buddy, while simultaneously nose deep in your respective snatches. The first to cum wins! There are 2 winners, but no losers in this game.

Me: Feel free to say no to this, but would you and your friend over there like to cum back to my apartment with my buddy and I for some elbow racing?
Girl: Why we would love to cum back and find out what elbow racing is!

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Builders Elbow

Jodie Marsh's Nose, as described by Jordan

Jodie Marsh has got a nose like a builders Elbow

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the elbow rule

The rule stating that unless you can put your arms around a girl, hug her, and are able to tougch your own elbows, the girl is to be discarded and a new one should be found.

Freinds of drunk freinds should learn to apply this rule when drunk vision makes the drunk freind envision the unworthy girl who is 50 pounds less than she is.

and of course use common sense too. if you are apporaching midget size, vida guerrera wouldn't fit so midgets can use the finger rule. And Yao ming's can use the bicep rule.

p.s. if the girl is a hog beast then the rule no longer applies and for your dignities sake you should find another girl.

After careful examination of the elbow rule i realized that wendy, whom i had been going out with for 2 years, did not apply as a good candidate and therefore, it was imperative to dump her on the spot with no reason why.

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elbow boob

The act of copping a feel on a women's breast with the elbow. This act is usually very inconspicuous and is done in passing or in a crowd.

At least Jim got some elbow boob from that hot chick that just turned him down.

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Love Elbow

The act of placing a malteser in your partners belly button when they are asleep, then dropping the worlds biggest elbow on their torso forcing them to jolt upright and catch the malteser in their mouth. then make love to them before they realise whats going on. Chicks dig it!!

Ma bitch wont gimme no action so I dropped the love elbow and got the hell outta there.

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