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Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.
"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."
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It's when you feel dead on the inside. No, not even dead. You don't feel anything. As if all the nerve impulses in your body died. It's a temporary state that hits you out of no where. A state where life gets sucked out of you and nothing can trigger emotions inside.
That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.
"Man my girlfriend is so void of emotions sometimes, not even hickies turn her on."
"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "
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Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.
Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.
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Where you are feeling a mixture of many emotions.
Person one: "Gahh, I have some serious mixed emotions..."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."
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The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
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a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
Listen lady, I'm your bus driver, not your emotional tampon.
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Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done
It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people
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