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Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you
Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!
Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.
If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".
Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.
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when a trans person is jealous of how someone else expresses their gender, this term can not be used by cis people and only trans people experience gender envy
(Luka, FTM): wow @fylertunke on tiktok gives me so much gender envy, i wish i could look like him
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when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.
When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.
When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"
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When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!
Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*
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Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
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The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
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