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To quote a Star Wars character, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Originally designed to unite Europe, this organisation has mutated into a corrupt gang of power-hungry, democracy-hating con-artists who want to live like princes and be accountable to no-one. They employ people like Lord Neil Kinnock (so-called socialist who lost two elections in a row), and Norman Lamont (useless chancellor who sunk the UK into recession). Now they have complete control over the UK (thanks to our treacherous selfish government who know a gravy train when they see one) they'll be accomplishing what a certain Austrian painter set out to do seventy years ago.
Hitler: "Damn and blast! Why didn't I just wait until the forming of the European Union! I could be ruling england and all of Europe by now!"
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The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!
The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).
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The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.
Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.
Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
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When a man ejaculates while yodeling, between the breasts of a female and pushed the breasts together causing them to stick to one another
Klaus and Rebecca used the European Superglue last night.
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White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
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european= france
osculation= to kiss
"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"
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