Clean Exit

When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.

I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.

My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.

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French Exit

When you cum in your partners mouth and they french kiss it back

Wife: Cum in my mouth
Me: Ok French exit it back to me

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Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

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last exit to brooklyn

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.

person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.

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Brown Man's Exit

When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.

An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.

Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."

We could pay the toll or take the brown man's exit and find another way.

Emo Exit Strategy

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor

Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him

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Security- Quick Exit

When you're surfing on inappropriate sites on the web, and automatically you turn on Security- Quick Exit. In any case somebody comes into the room you quickly shut the web page, avoiding sight.

(Mom comes into the room, and Billy watching porn)
(quickly exits the website)

- Dinner's almost ready Billy!

- Uhmm.. Ah, uhm, ok mom I'll be right there!

*Thinking (Phewww.. Thanks Gosh I was on Security- Quick Exit mode!)

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