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The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.
After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.
the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...
a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.