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Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.
Person B: Magic failure...
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Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.
"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.
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When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.
Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.
*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!
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The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
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This refers to when you're out drinking with a girl until she gets extremely wasted, than you go home and try to make a move or get her in the bed, but she completly rejects your ass and leaves.
Guy: wow, i totally got rejected by this hammered chick last night...
Guy #2: shit dude tough break. that is a gigantic Drunken Failure.
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A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska
JAX: Hey man Where you headin??
HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden
Jax: cool men thier beast
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One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people
If you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face...
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