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A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
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Someone who thinks ford is best.
Ford or nothing.
Your a ford fanboy
Someone who thinks their PlayStation 5 is the next coming of christ. Their most common trait, where they all moan and whine in harmony, is when the utter the words "Xbox/PC has no games." Just like the ps5, these people are a whole new generation of idiots.
Ps5 fanboy: "Xbox still has no games."
Actual person: "Then why did Xbox pay 7.5 billion dollars on Bethesda?"
Somebody who hates a certain thing (usually something that has to do with videogames) for no apparent reasons, and will not listen to logic. Super annoying, and can be worse than an actual fanboy.
Guy #1: Well, the Xbox 360 does have Netfl...
Guy #2: Oh, you mean Netass? Anything associated with the Xbox 360 sucks, and if you like it you're a faggot.
Guy #1: Anti-fanboy.
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One who supports the xbox for no apparant reason, without any proof. See also: dipshit
Andy is such an XBOX fanboy. He says Xbox is better than PS2, when we all know he is in denial.
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A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!
Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.
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Gamers who spend their free time (and probably their work time) talking about how great Nintendo is; defending the company despite various disastrous business ventures and decisions.
They have plenty of time on their hands to stuff online polls at GameFaq when they involve Nintendo franchises, to explain why companies don't want to develop software for their consoles, why Nintendo is better than Sony and MS when it comes to their bottom line and how Wii was made for them in mind instead of the "people who don't play games".
They are a misguided group, these fanboys.
Nintendo fanboys are lame, says Scott.
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