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Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"

When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.

by MrMethod August 17, 2006

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fecal urgency

The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.

Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.

After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

by Artimus December 30, 2005

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fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements


Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles September 18, 2008

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Fecal Vendetta

Plotting, or the conspiracy to seek fecal revenge on your Co-worker, or Janitor. Defecating erratically and fecally vandalizing your workplace's washroom on the day your arch nemesis must clean it up . Planning to leave a fecal masterpiece for the disillusionment of you least favorite co-worker.

"I feel sorry for whoever has to clean the bathroom today. There's hot chocolate frosting everywhere. Looks like a snickers bar in a microwave in there... Someone must have had a Fecal Vendetta. That's a damn shame." SMH

by MrHollandsOpusOne October 28, 2010

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fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.

Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.

by dmetz October 19, 2010

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fecal ring

The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.

After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

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fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 October 22, 2008

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