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Fiona is a narcissist cunt. To all the men out there, she will baby trap you for money. Is no better than a common prostitute. Fashion sense, no. My dead granny has better fashion sense. Will abuse whoever she wants to get what she wants. Ugly is an understatement. A heifer in a field would be more attractive. Will pick a job that makes her look good to the world such as a teacher so people won't see her for the evil cunt she really is. All the other definitions come from a nice little fairy tale found on a Google search but this one comes from having met a real life fiona in the wild. If you meet her, especially men, RUN!
Fiona is a cunt!
Secretly a raccoon tiger dressed as a blonde 13 year old girl. Blue birds are very important for Fionas diet.
The Fiona of Madagascar is extinct.
A girl who only drinks Mango-a-Ritas and can imitate anyone with perfect accuracy. Fiona thinks she’s cooler than everyone else just because she’s best friends with models. You usually won’t she her past the hour of 10:00 pm because she has a strict bedtime or died at the bars and had to go back early. In the end we all love Fiona even if she’s a bit odd.
I saw Fiona in the deli buying out the stock of Rita’s
Fiona‘s are the prettiest people you will ever see. They usually have hazel or green eyes. They are very beautiful and sexy as they grow up. 11/10 person overall, she is perfection herself. Fiona‘s are very confident and definetly know what they want. They are shy at first but if you get to know them they turn to be the funniest and bestest friend you could ever wish for. Fiona‘s are the literal life of party. Gets angry at some times but probably has a good reason to. Fiona's are not scared to show how they feel. If
you have a Fiona in your life, she must really care about you! Fiona's are not easily forgiving. Treat a Fiona right. If a Fiona doesn't like you, there is probably
a good reason for her not to. She becomes very cold-hearted once you're on her bad side though.
Guy #1 - Omg who is that girl? She is perfect!
Guy #2 - Oh her? That‘s Fiona, don’t even try, she‘s too good for you!
A fucking Scottish green ogre thats like 7ft tall and married to daddy sherky
Person one : whats that big green thing?
Person two : ITS FIONA FROM SHREK
Someone who is awesome and loyal, she is the best bestfriend in school and can be trusted by anyone. She and her fellow Homosapiens are always looking to hang out but never to cause trouble. Except for when she is with her friend Mataya.
Fiona is the best motherfucking friend!