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Pussy Fit

Exuberant display of human anger directed at neighbourhood yowling cats in the early hours of morning after being woken by the noise. Usually demonstrated by throwing objects, shouting, screaming, and resulting inability to return to a deep sleep.

She threw a pussy fit at 2 am after being woken by the cats for the fifth night in a row.

by freiheitdance April 21, 2011


Auditory fit

Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad

naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit

that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit

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by danadonut June 14, 2020


Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!

Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."

by finalphoenix March 1, 2014

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Hoop Fit

Hoop fit is someone that has toned body from playing basketball.

"Damn, she is fine and she is hoop fit!"
"he took his shirt off, and he was so hoop fit"

by JamieDS March 20, 2010


fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.

fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty

by Os III December 24, 2015


Keep it fitted

Keep it fitted - origininated by holman in atlantic city
a way of saying goodbye, deuces, peace, adios

Keep it fitted, don't fuck with flex.

by holman` November 14, 2010


the Fit is go

A term used by J'Reilly in an attempt to give some clout to his Honda Fit

the Fit is go: James was going to join his friends in the circle jerk, but he couldn't, because the Fit was not go.

by dis niqqa January 5, 2014