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you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle
Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day
A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.
Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.
For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!
The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."