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The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
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1. A flu contracted by wetbacks and their pigs. All the cases in America were contracted by wetbacks and most were here illegally. See Swine Flu
Man those wetbacks are nasty, why dont they deport them yet....now they carry diseases like wetback flu...what is wrong with this administration
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1. The only thing other than mexicans that is now attempting to cross the US border in the millions.
2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.
CNN: the swine flu came from Mexico
The rest of America: No fuckin shit
Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face
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Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Geek Crud')
Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Nerd Flu after that gaming convention last week?
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When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.
That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.
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I heard they had a bad case of the butt flu break out over at the Bathhouse.
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a sometimes-minor (can become a fullblown disease state if unchecked) illness contracted from raving, especially in the winter months.
the cause is thought to be a combination of sweat, cold air, sharing water/vicks inhalers, and ingesting large amounts of e or whatever one likes to fly on.
sometimes thought to be the result of a minor overdose or vigorous e-fueled making out.
raver: "where's waffles?"
raver 2: "he's got the raver flu"
raver: "aw, so does bones, she's had it since kandieland.."
raver 2: "probably all that K and the 'rolling coaster' "
raver: "mm. want a blue lady?"
raver 2: "sure, let's share water."
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