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When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
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Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.
There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)
The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.
College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.
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Some ridiculous Maddenism that became a main stream rule. Deems a verified catch or not which has no grounds to judge.
Madden: "Not a good catch there, not a good catch there didnt make a football move!"
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The act of putting a deflated football up your rear hole and then inflating it to have a memorable sensation
Yo brad you wanna anal football
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When someone takes a lot longer than the time they said. A football game consists of four, 15-minute quarters but because the clock stops a lot, the game is a lot longer than 45 minutes. So when someone tells you they'll be 20 minutes, it's 20 minutes football time.
Bob: Jim said he was going to be 20 minutes before he shows up.
Bill: Yeah but, he works in football time so he'll be about 40 minutes.
Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
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Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.
Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.
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