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In the auto insurance business, a "total loss" is something that cannot be repaired or fixed. A rolling total is a car that still gets around but should be destroyed and taken off the road. A woman, of similar condition, can also be referred to as a rolling total.
Yeah, I have a bunch of women in my office, but most of them are rolling totals.
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"Totally Legit", when used with air-quotes or equivalent, means "Not at all legitimate". For something to be "Totally Legit" it must be an exact copy or accurate facsimile of the original thing, however it is of irreputable origin. Also applies to stolen items and shady business transactions.
The literal meaning is obscured with subtle sarcasm. This is often used to convince friends to try something really stupid or get people to buy things.
"For Sale: Used Laptops. "Totally Legit" Windows 7 pre-installed. $200"
Fool: "Check out these bitchin' new Adidas kicks! I got them for $35! The salesman said they were Totally Legit too!"
You: "That says Adidos. With an 'o'. Adidos. Nice."
Fool: "Wha??? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU..."
You: "Hey, there's that van that says "Free Candy"! Once, I climbed in the back and it was FULL of gobstoppers! (lie) You should totally check it out!"
Fool: "Are you sure? Looks kinda shady to me."
You: "Oh don't worry, it's "Totally Legit"!"
Fool: "Oh, well OK, I'll try it then..." <Gets abducted>
You: HA LOL
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Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure
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1: Something that is totally awesome
2: Something that is raddass and rocks out
3: Something that describes the country Whales
1: You beat Through Fire and Flames on Expert? That Totally Whales
2: You know Christian Mu's little brother? He Totally Whales at the Synthesizer
3: That guys outfit is Totally Whales
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A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.
Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
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When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.
Fucking last night's concert was total sex.
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A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.
You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!
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